then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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