don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
