I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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