i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I have feelings that need drinking.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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