Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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