So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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