he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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