We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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