I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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