: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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