dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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