At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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