This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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