It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
