no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Dicks are not precious.
Randomize
