i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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