Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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