he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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