The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
i think my cat just said my name.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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