I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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