giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You may now shotgun with the bride
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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