Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
dude. I can hear the air.
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