Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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