I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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