Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
