Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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