Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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