Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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