So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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