What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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