well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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