Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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