Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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