We won't sleep together?
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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