I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I still have a little drunk in my system
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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