he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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