im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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