you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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