But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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