He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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