That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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