thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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