A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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