So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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