if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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