Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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