Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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