i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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