i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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