No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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