I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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