Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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