Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
They have beer where we have blood.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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