it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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