You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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